good day... bad day... good day (blotto)

effing-A. what a bi-polar day. apologies in advance, i have just gotten myself very Blotto and this will be a more... mmm... tangential story than ususal.

mostly, today was awesome. i made the quiche, went over to Anna's and met her lady-friends. They were all great. And i'm not just saying that in case they find me through the craft consipracy blog... no, really. we sat in the uglyjuice backyard for mmmmmmm HOURS and had wine and bullshit conversation and it was great. Le Ann (sp?!) is especially hilarious. how many people CAN one make jokes about triple-nipples, sprouting from a date's neck, and spewing milk, can a girl make on the "first date" with new friends? i made way too many, and LeeAnn (sp?!) laughed way hard. she is already in my SUPER COOL book. ahhhhhhhhhhhh. anyway, so i had a blast and way overstayed my welcome. i got there at noon, and at (OH YES, NOT KIDDING) 6:30 i was like "oh... maybe i should go to the kings of leon concert now, doors were at 5:00!
side story #1: jolynn emailed earlier that she wasn't feeling too hot...and it ends up she has STREP! no way. Yes way. so of course, JL wasn't coming to the show. so BOOO i have no date, but then YEAAAAA Anna offered to join. even though it meant she's go late to her man's office party. --Out of body aside: this is the worst, longest, stupidest blog entry ever and I can't stop myself. i'm like a crashing freight train)-- SO anna and I toodle down to 1st avenue for the show. first we were in the balcony and then right in front of the speakers... the opening band was on, and i went to the front to buy some earplugs before I went deaf... and MY WALLET WAS GONE. nobody may have realized (ha) but I am totes a control freak. i... how do they say... flipped my shit. I went to every bar asking if it had been turned in (no) and left my name etc at the lost n' found... and then guessed we should leave so i could cancel my credit cards. Anna was amazing in the face of such Messica, and looked with me and even gave me money to get my car out of the parking garage. I LOVE YOU, MAN! and insisted she be left downtown for her husband to pick up/deal with...
so i go home... and call adam (in connecticut) on the way... and start f'ing sobbing with stress. yes, yes, super-hot, sorry nobody was there to see it. and then i spend 2 hours cancelling credit cards and venting to my sweet mom. and then first avenue calls, they have my wallet. and i go down. and in the excitement i forget my glasses, so it's kinda l ike driving drunk... while talking on my cellphone...not good. anyway, the cards are there, the cash is there... i don't know if it fell out of the terrible purse I was wearing or what... so it's too late on the cards, but i Don't have to replace my Hennepin County Library Card or my National Marrow Donor Registry cards after all, so there must have been a little angel watching out for me tonight.
on that very wrong note, i should shut my trap. BYE!!!!!